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In Weimerica, the fashionable $200 snuggle sweater comes with a hood and the borderline sleeve.

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In Weimerica, the body positive models for black women are also the models for diabetes centers and heart disease awareness campaigns. 

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In Weimerica even if you have no one at home to play with, you can always put make up on your cat.

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In Weimerica posting a topless photo is a nonsexualized photo.

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In Weimerica the simply posting a picture of your new wolf hat sparks a critical discussion of species appropriation and the non-kin who steal identities

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In Weimerica, the toxic mix of individualism and feminism redefines the natural act of breastfeeding.

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In Weimerica it is insulting to say to childless whites that their pets are just child substitutes. Despite the denials, you see them celebrate 6 month birthdays of their furbabies with puppicinos!

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In Weimerica one knows spring is here for the hipsters plant flowers in their beards.

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In Weimerica, you can’t meet the cute man of your dreams that your friend wants to set you up with because it’s your cat’s birthday.

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In Weimerica, tributes to the fantastic foundation of Western art must include vibrators.